I saw this on Marko’s (amongst others) blog. I know its mindless and daft, but I thought I’d give it a go. The idea is you type your name followed by needs in quotation marks in google (e.g. “Rob Needs”) and copy down the first 10 sentences. Well, some could acually have been written by and/or for me. Here goes:

Rob needs your support and donations
Rob needs a job
Rob needs to realize that although conditions look similar, the laws are not.
Rob needs a refresher as to the meaning of perjury.
Rob needs 1 demonstrator in each room
Rob needs credit for steeping up and fighting the biggest guy on the show
Rob needs replacement
Rob needs to first go public
Rob needs to get serious about living the Bible
Rob needs Net Clued Lawyer, urgently