I received this from my lovely friend Joe today. It made me laugh and is the very reason I do not have any such stickers on my car – sadly I can’t always trust myself!

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a

busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could

have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming frustration

as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was

still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the

face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit

her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she

was searched,fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the

door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting

officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, “I’m very sorry

for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you

were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and

cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘Choose Life’ license plate

holder, the ‘What Would Jesus Do” bumper sticker, the ‘ Follow Me to

Sunday School’ bumper sticker and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed

you had stolen the car.”

If you must have one on your car … beware!