I’m still down after last night’s defeat, but I don’t think it’s all 100% this guys fault.

But … this is mad! I wish I had a job in which I could dismally fail and not reach my target and then be sacked but given £2million compensation. I clearly need to find a job I can’t have any hope of doing successfully and then fail, as everyone knew I would, so I can become a millionaire!

That can’t be right!