Picture the conversation:
‘What would you like for your birthday tea Beth?’
Beth ponders …
‘Can I have anything I like?’
‘Yees’ say the starting to be worried parents.
‘I think I would like one of Ray’s curries’

It is then that I suddenly realise that we have, after all, brought up Beth correctly.
What a start she is.
(for those outside Gillingham, Ray is the owner of the New East India – the best curry house in the south east!)