Church funnies!

Over the weekend some of my friends found the spelling mistake in the children’s memory verse very amusing … apparently Jesus can give eteranal life!!

I remember in a church I worked in, I was sitting with the young people. Someone gave a word for the church. She had a picture of a giant octopus which was reaching out and touching us with each of its 8 testicles! Keeping the young people quiet was impossible – I think more tears of laughter were shed that night than I care to remember. I think sides splitting came into it a bit!

Churches are great places – there is always going to be amusement because church is a collection of amusing people like you and me!!

It would be great and give a more light hearted edge to hear about the funnies you have experienced in church.

3 thoughts on “Church funnies!

  1. A Bible funnyPsalm 44v12 in NIV says You sold your people for a pittance, gaining nothing from thier sale.In the English Standard Version it says You have sold your people for a trifle, demanding no high price for them.Hope it was a nice one with jelly!

  2. A Bible funnyPsalm 44v12 in NIV says You sold your people for a pittance, gaining nothing from thier sale.In the English Standard Version it says You have sold your people for a trifle, demanding no high price for them.Hope it was a nice one with jelly!

  3. Love the site by the way Rob…Similar to the post above. Judges 9:21 in the New Living Translation reads:”Then Jotham escaped and lived in Beer”Who says that God doesn’t reward the righteous?

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